these are some people i don’t know who got married. they’re friends of a friend and i just so happened to be invited to the wedding because i’m bored and lonely and really have nothing else to do but crash weddings, naturally. i… don’t know why the bride has such a stank expression on, but she wore it like through the entire night. i hope that is no bad omen D: still though, the wine they served was swank as hell, and i swear to god i was the only white dude in a room of over 800 people. awksome!

this is a purple house. i think it’s a kindergarten, but really, who cares? it’s a purple house! in the middle of kuala lumpur no less. one day i wish i could live in a purple house. on mars, preferably. but let’s not get crazy now (the moon would easily suffice).

this is like a malaysian snow cone if snow cones didn’t taste like they were made of sweetened plastic. it also had this fake jell-o thing at the bottom of it. goddamn i miss jell-o! when i get back i’m gonna go straight back to not eating it, but knowing i could if i wanted will make me happy i guess?

malaysian bubble tea bitches! new york’s is actually better, but whatevs. i’ll slurp any balls through any straw you put in front of me, so long as they’re soaked in a nice sweetened tea first.

also, there are maaad rocks to climb! (they go on and on and on and just get BIGGER!)

so, the beach of kuantan is kind of really pretty.

my chinese-malaysian (gotta specify) friend debbie walkin’ along a wooded path on kuantan’s beach. there were like, four or five different places to go a-splorin’ off this path but she kept going on and on about “poisonous bugs” and “evil forest-hiding rapists” and all that. pshh, whatever man. what time is it? ADVENTURE TIME! (i wish)

yow wow wow! zow! zow! zow! zow! yow wow wow! monkey monkey monkey monkey!

mo’fuckin’ hot chili peppers. this is like, basically all my diet consists of here. this and curry soup :D